May 2011
1 post
May 22nd
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March 2011
1 post
Mar 14th
26,553 notes
February 2011
4 posts
Distribution
I’ve said it once, but I’ll say it again. The future is all about distribution.
Feb 15th
Feb 9th
3,874 notes
My problem with Groupon and Living Social
This applies to restaurants specifically. Most of the discounts are for 50% off and Groupon takes 50% of the dollars paid on the deal. This means that most businesses receive only 25% of what a normal customer would have paid. Are there many (if any) businesses that can still make a profit at a 75% discount? Let’s use today’s deal at The Finnish Bistro as an example. So far 1,876...
Feb 8th
Feb 4th
403 notes
January 2011
17 posts
RT @HalfPintIngalls: Pa says the best bears defense is just to keep the stable locked at night! #bears
Jan 24th
Nobody makes me laugh quite like @Johnny_bones.
Jan 24th
I don’t understand why the building maintenance people have to be blocking half the kitchen during lunch. #grrrr
Jan 23rd
Couldn’t go back to bed. Neighbors went to bed 30 minutes ago. I won’t be held accountable for making ridiculous amounts of noise in 2 hrs.
Jan 22nd
Jan 18th
Playing with the “Flow” color palette in Excel today. I make the best spreadsheets.
Jan 12th
At this exact moment my cousin who’s living in Qatar is going to the Iran/Iraq soccer game. #sojealous
Jan 11th
I miss reliable, thoughtful journalism that’s based in reality and doesn’t sensationalize.
Jan 10th
Seems like all ad voice work lately is being done by grizzled sounding men or Tim Allen/Tim Allen sound-alikes.
Jan 10th
Line to see Social Network at Riverside Theater had to have been 200 people deep.
Jan 9th
RT @ErnestWilkins: What he said. RT @jcgreenx: No judgment but tweets that aren’t about the Giffords shooting have never looked more sha …
Jan 8th
I have a week of vacation to use by the end of March. What should I do?
Jan 7th
Production, “I still need a week. Me, “What if we don’t get it?” Production, “Then we vomit.”
Jan 7th
YES! This is much better: Men Laughing Alone With Fruit Salad http://t.co/e1fVNK5
Jan 5th
Jan 3rd
Another 8 hours in the car today which will take my vacation total to 26.
Jan 2nd
My cousin and his million Star Wars Lego kits. - http://moby.to/w1z6op
Jan 1st
December 2010
18 posts
Just broke out of the old folks home. Goodbye Ft. Wayne.
Dec 31st
“I just ordered Chinese food from a senior home in Indiana. Here goes.”
Dec 30th
This for the next six hours - http://moby.to/ko0r1m
Dec 30th
This - http://moby.to/jwvife
Dec 29th
Whenever @kathy4prez has @samanthadean7 over, my family always spends the night in stitches. Good times.
Dec 27th
Just confronted Kurt from the bachelorette at this bar as brig a rep I work with. I could die and yet he said I looked familiar. So there.
Dec 19th
I think I can safely say that a day does not go by that I don’t amaze myself by being so white and so nerdy for numbers.
Dec 18th
My level of irritation knows no bounds this week.
Dec 16th
RT @lastguytoknow My mustache for Movember is starting to fill in.
Dec 11th
Just LOL’d at a Car Talk joke. I swear that I’m 26.
Dec 11th
For the record, I dislike these type of events.
Dec 10th
It’s hard to care so much about advertising when it means so little.
Dec 10th
I’m now up to two fake Twitter accounts, @shitmyrazsays or @lastguytoknow. I’m collecting them like domain names, I guess.
Dec 10th
After months of dreaming, @johnny_bones and I have finally created the Twitter account @lastguytoknow. It’s a proud day. Please contribute!
Dec 9th
It’s nice to live in an age where my vocabulary is not limited by my spelling abilities.
Dec 7th
It’s late on a Friday afternoon and typing “multiple interactions” in my online reports made me giggle.
Dec 4th
Last night I had a dream that @placentahat transformed into a kitten in order to spy on someone. Let’s see how her day goes.
Dec 1st
Oh GAWD, I was watching “Easy Yoga for Arthritis”. Where’s that remote?
Dec 1st
November 2010
40 posts
I needed this laugh. RT @placentahat gonna go get my pummus stone on
Nov 30th
Aren’t people who have protected profiles one retweet away from ruin? #justwondering
Nov 30th
I’m now the Foursquare mayor of my shitty hometown bar in which the owner once inferred I was fat and I heard it. #atleastidontlivehere
Nov 27th
So my family just forced me to google “cojones” and read the definition aloud. I’ll cherish this memory forever.
Nov 26th
My family just broke out singing Conjunction Junction in unison. #thanksgiving
Nov 26th
Pretzel salad. Mmmm Jell-o. - http://moby.to/vdg5du
Nov 25th
Valuable lesson: All the partiers in high school become real prudes in their mid-twenties.
Nov 25th
One of my coaches in high school just said, “You still look 16.” um, thanks? I guess? I’m going to go over here.
Nov 25th
http://moby.to/xrloyy
Nov 25th